Dnt_Be_Mean

I keep hearing about how most of my posts/tweets/statuses are too dark or mean.. I am now offering to change my type color to yellow and surround it with a bunch of smileys :)

I have never purposedly set out to be negative, mean or dark, most of the times its just the nature of my humor.. Foreal, foreal I dont "set out" to be anything, Im like the "thought" gate keeper.. I will occasionally open the gates and whatever flows out, so be it... Hopefully its amusing..

Now that I think about it, I dont think Ive ever promised to be make happy posts, tweets or statuses.. Or even funny for that matter.. Contrary to what you believe some people enjoy mean humor.. Yes, they may be sick individuals but individuals nonetheless, no?? They need a laugh too, even if its at someone else's expense..

I prefer to let my thoughts flow uncensored.. Kind of like a movie for "kids".. We all know that its sold to kids but has more jokes in it for the adults watching.. Aight, maybe thats a bad example and honestly, I dont even know if that makes sense lol.. But similes and metaphors arent my strong suit and Im not really sure what is.. Maybe Advanced Algorithmic Geometry?? Is that even a subject tho?? I think I just made that one up..

But anyway......

I wonder if that dude Picasso had people telling him that he couldnt put noses on upside down or give women three breasts (im assuming you know who/what Im talking about.. if not, you have my permission to skip the next few sentences).. But like him, not alot of yall get me.. And no, I am not comparing myself to Picasso.. I dont even paint, and Ive never seen a woman with 3 breasts but if I did, chances are I would look away anyway :).. <==There goes another smiley for you.. But if i were to compare myself to an artist, it would probably be Van Gugh because just like him, stuff always gets.... fuzzy?? and the lines are always blurry.. Unlike him, nobody wants my stuff.. AND I have BOTH of my ears..

Another anyway...

If you dont find my humor funny, thats aight, because sometimes I dont either.. Question: is it still humor if no one thinks its funny? Answer: probably.

Maybe its not good humor.. Maybe the right person just hasnt read it yet.. Maybe they have and just were laughing too hard to comment/acknowledge it.. Or maybe the people who didnt laugh were just lame.. Either way, its too many variables..

Dnt_Do_Nothing

Ever have one of those days when you just feel like doing nothing?

Wait..

Isnt doing "nothing" actually doing......... "something"?

If so, how would you do it?

And how would you describe doing it?

Nothing has been described as "THAT which rocks dream about"

Which makes me wonder... what would you call THAT "nothing" when it rains?

And if doing "nothing" is really nothing then you say youre "not doing anything."

You wouldnt say "not doing nothing" because thats a double negative.

Which, in math would make it a positive when multiplying. But this isnt math.

Is it "multiplying" or "timesing"?

Sometimes I say "timesing."

Regardless, everyone knows that negative numbers really stand for nothing.

How the hell did math work its way into this convo?

Damn you, Math..

You're an asshole

Anyway...

What was I saying?

Oh yeah..

Nothing...

Dnt_Combine_2_Songs

So like Ive stated a million times before, contrary to popular belief I AM NOT TOO COOL TO WATCH gLee. The show is awesome and I would like to thank @beautiful_Eyes8 for putting me onto it. And truth be told, I actually learned something from the show just now and that is..

Gays are people too...

Even if they are racist against people who are prejudice of their lifestyle and secretly desire to be kissed by straight people, that doesnt give you the right to start shoving random gay dudes into their lockers..

I also learned that some gays may be great singers and dancers, but combining two or more songs into one just fucks with EVERYONE'S heads and should never be attempted again..

And you might think Im prejudice for saying all this.. And you might be right because youre gay and like homo activities from time to time, but aye.. that just proves my point..

I dont hate the gay dudes anymore than I hate the lil midgets, illegal immigrants or that lil nigga (I been trying not to say the nigga word in my blogs, but f it) brown bear dude Alfy or however you spell his name.. (I REALLY dislike dude, but thats a different story for another day)..

Theyre all equals in my eyes.. Its just the actions that bother me

You can say they were "born that way" or they were "made that way", it doesnt really matter to me..

Your mother and father may have dealt you a wack hand, but its all up to you what kind of strip poker you play..

Midgets are born small and yet... they choose to wrestle and/or scare niggas with their freakish stature and super small hands..

Illegals are born super super far away, you pick the country and they choose to hop in those lil Lethal Weapon (I watched this movie this weekend and it was super good so I had to throw a lil reference in there) crates with no air, 60 deep and hope half of them make it into the US alive..

And that nigga, Alfy.. Yo, EVERYONE knew how annoying dude was with that "I rarely allow anyone into my flat, so you should feel lucky." quote (I still to this day have NO idea why I remember him saying that off the top of my head) but through some crazy, annoying way he chose to stay on tv EVERY DAY!!!

But yeah, my point is: have your lil pride parades and civil unions and super fashion sense and singing/dancing abilities all you want but dont combine two songs into one and think its perfectly fine...

Shout out to @beautiful_Eyes8 for putting me onto gLee tho... Follow her

Dnt_Watch_The_News

Me: I should watch the news because I REALLY have NO idea whats going on in the world unless its on facebook or twitter...

Newscaster: blah... blah... blah.... murder.... death... #tigerblood... bad economy.... unemployment... rape... baby in a dumpster... blah... blah... blah...

Me: Yo, what the fuck??

Newscaster: ... More murder... more death... still bad economy... more rape.... blah... blah... blah... more babies in dumpster.... #winning... blah... blah.. blah...

Me: Man, this is depressing as shit.. This HAS to get better...

Newscaster: EVERYONE IS DEAD!! THEY ARE KILLING EACHOTHER THEN THEMSELVES!! AND EVERYONE IS GETTING FIRED OR LAID OFF!! CHARLIE SHEEN IS FUCKING WINNING AND DRINKS TIGERBLOOD!! THEY ARE RAPING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES AND SOME THINGS THAT DONT!! AND DUMPSTERS HAVE BECOME NURSERIES!!

Me: Man, I cant do this anymore, where's the weather??

Weatherman: Its going to be the storm of the century!! 40% of the country will be effected... mass power outages... No bread or milk ANYWHERE!!

Me: What the....-

Weatherman: - people will die!! but.... at least it'll be too cold to rape...

Me: *blink, blink*

Weatherman: The weekend forecast is more of the same or not.. I dont know, I get paid to guess...

Me: Wow, man.. Let me turn it to Sportscenter, you can NEVER go wrong with Sportscenter..

Stuart Scott: Tonight on sports... How does my ass taste?? Brett Favre's penis... Rex Ryan's foot fetish... No Football...

Me: *commits suicide*

What Should I Blog About??

Listening To: Jay Z "Reasonable Doubt"

Mood: All Over

Day two of this lil blogging experiment.. Since my thoughts are all over the place I dont really know what to even blog about. I keep thinking I should write about one thing and then something else pops in my head, for example..

Should I write about current world events? Yall hear about whats going on in Egypt? I would like to assume you did but we all know what happens to people who assume things.. I dont want my blog to be too serious anyway so we'll just skip that subject and talk about a lighter subject.. Umm.... Should I blog about my favorite thing in the world: Sahira? I could tell yall that thats my lil nigga and so many other things, but I kinda think Ive talked about that subject plenty of times before, so Im gonna skip that one for now..

Umm... Taco Bell?? No wonder you can get 32 tacos for 70 cents.. They finally got caught using mud instead of beef or something like that.. Some people may not think thats major news but that kind of blew my mind.. Learning that you like mud after all these years is just... Yeah, let me just change the subject now..

People say you should blog about things that are on your mind at the time.. Well, Im sitting here watching a movie or whatever and of course there's a bomb about to go off in such and such time.. So naturally Im sitting here wondering why the bad guy always gotta put a timer on the bomb, why cant they ever make a bomb that just............ blows up? You know how mad I would be if I went through all that work to create a bomb just for some random good guy nigga to come along and stop it.. Wtf.. Nah..... I dont think thats blog worthy.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41478945/from/RSS/

Should I write about that?? Lol, nah, thats waaaayy too easy.. Ladies, stop going out of your way to fake your beauty.. If you ugly, youre ugly, the end.. Be good at being ugly and no one will care if youre ugly.. If youre sexy, youre sexy, the end.. Be good at being sexy and everyone will -- I dont have any good advice about that.. Just do you, stop doing all this extra stuff..

If you know me, then you know im pretty passionate about sports, sooooo should I write about that?? The only thing thats really in the news lately is Melo to LA, New York, the D League, some high school in Russia, I cant even keep track anymore.. Every day this nigga is headed to a different coast.. I just wish he would hurry up and go some where, so Im definitely not about to write about that.

The few bloggers I know say its hard to sit around and think of something to write about that will keep someone interested enough to read, well its a good thing I didnt decide to do this to get anyone's attention.. So I already am one step ahead of a few folks, which is always good.. But this is kind of getting out of hand, so I will end it now.. But I promise whenever I do actually have something to write about, you will be the first person to know about it.. Until then... @Dnt_Follow_LC

Allow Me To NOT Introduce Myself

Listening to: Lupe Fiasco "The Cool"

Mood: Chilling

"As I sit and wonder what to write about"

Im wondering if the first blog is the hardest to get out, because Ive been sitting here looking at this computer screen for the past five mins trying to think of something cool to say and as Im sure you have noticed by now, its not working. I dont know, I guess since this is blog #1 I should try to introduce myself..

Born: 11/24/82 New Orleans, LA

Life: Sahira Warnsley

Sports: Saints, Rockets, White Sox

TV: Survivor, Southland, Criminal Minds, House, Mike & Mike

Movies: Apocalypto, Freedom Writers,

Animals: NONE

Food: Crawfish, Scrambled Eggs, Grits, Ice Cream

Music: Jay Z, Joe Budden, Lupe, Cole, Eminem

Frequently Asked Questions: "What does LC stand for?"

As weird as it may seem, my name doesnt stand for anything. You have no idea how much I wish it did have some type of meaning or something, but I guess my great grandmother or whatever was on some lazy stuff because she chose to name my grandfather LC.. Yes, you read that right, I am the third and the last LC in my family..

Well, I guess thats enough for the moment. I dont know how often I will update this but I'll try to check in every once in awhile.. I wasnt really feeling the introduction blog, which is why its so short... But yeah, you know it wouldnt be a blog without shouting out the twitter.. @Dnt_Follow_LC