Monday, March 14, 2011

Dnt_Do_Nothing

Ever have one of those days when you just feel like doing nothing?

Wait..

Isnt doing "nothing" actually doing......... "something"?

If so, how would you do it?

And how would you describe doing it?

Nothing has been described as "THAT which rocks dream about"

Which makes me wonder... what would you call THAT "nothing" when it rains?

And if doing "nothing" is really nothing then you say youre "not doing anything."

You wouldnt say "not doing nothing" because thats a double negative.

Which, in math would make it a positive when multiplying. But this isnt math.

Is it "multiplying" or "timesing"?

Sometimes I say "timesing."

Regardless, everyone knows that negative numbers really stand for nothing.

How the hell did math work its way into this convo?

Damn you, Math..

You're an asshole

Anyway...

What was I saying?

Oh yeah..

Nothing...

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