Dnt_Be_Mean

I keep hearing about how most of my posts/tweets/statuses are too dark or mean.. I am now offering to change my type color to yellow and surround it with a bunch of smileys :)

I have never purposedly set out to be negative, mean or dark, most of the times its just the nature of my humor.. Foreal, foreal I dont "set out" to be anything, Im like the "thought" gate keeper.. I will occasionally open the gates and whatever flows out, so be it... Hopefully its amusing..

Now that I think about it, I dont think Ive ever promised to be make happy posts, tweets or statuses.. Or even funny for that matter.. Contrary to what you believe some people enjoy mean humor.. Yes, they may be sick individuals but individuals nonetheless, no?? They need a laugh too, even if its at someone else's expense..

I prefer to let my thoughts flow uncensored.. Kind of like a movie for "kids".. We all know that its sold to kids but has more jokes in it for the adults watching.. Aight, maybe thats a bad example and honestly, I dont even know if that makes sense lol.. But similes and metaphors arent my strong suit and Im not really sure what is.. Maybe Advanced Algorithmic Geometry?? Is that even a subject tho?? I think I just made that one up..

But anyway......

I wonder if that dude Picasso had people telling him that he couldnt put noses on upside down or give women three breasts (im assuming you know who/what Im talking about.. if not, you have my permission to skip the next few sentences).. But like him, not alot of yall get me.. And no, I am not comparing myself to Picasso.. I dont even paint, and Ive never seen a woman with 3 breasts but if I did, chances are I would look away anyway :).. <==There goes another smiley for you.. But if i were to compare myself to an artist, it would probably be Van Gugh because just like him, stuff always gets.... fuzzy?? and the lines are always blurry.. Unlike him, nobody wants my stuff.. AND I have BOTH of my ears..

Another anyway...

If you dont find my humor funny, thats aight, because sometimes I dont either.. Question: is it still humor if no one thinks its funny? Answer: probably.

Maybe its not good humor.. Maybe the right person just hasnt read it yet.. Maybe they have and just were laughing too hard to comment/acknowledge it.. Or maybe the people who didnt laugh were just lame.. Either way, its too many variables..