Monday, March 14, 2011

Dnt_Do_Nothing

Ever have one of those days when you just feel like doing nothing?

Wait..

Isnt doing "nothing" actually doing......... "something"?

If so, how would you do it?

And how would you describe doing it?

Nothing has been described as "THAT which rocks dream about"

Which makes me wonder... what would you call THAT "nothing" when it rains?

And if doing "nothing" is really nothing then you say youre "not doing anything."

You wouldnt say "not doing nothing" because thats a double negative.

Which, in math would make it a positive when multiplying. But this isnt math.

Is it "multiplying" or "timesing"?

Sometimes I say "timesing."

Regardless, everyone knows that negative numbers really stand for nothing.

How the hell did math work its way into this convo?

Damn you, Math..

You're an asshole

Anyway...

What was I saying?

Oh yeah..

Nothing...

Dnt_Combine_2_Songs

So like Ive stated a million times before, contrary to popular belief I AM NOT TOO COOL TO WATCH gLee. The show is awesome and I would like to thank @beautiful_Eyes8 for putting me onto it. And truth be told, I actually learned something from the show just now and that is..

Gays are people too...

Even if they are racist against people who are prejudice of their lifestyle and secretly desire to be kissed by straight people, that doesnt give you the right to start shoving random gay dudes into their lockers..

I also learned that some gays may be great singers and dancers, but combining two or more songs into one just fucks with EVERYONE'S heads and should never be attempted again..

And you might think Im prejudice for saying all this.. And you might be right because youre gay and like homo activities from time to time, but aye.. that just proves my point..

I dont hate the gay dudes anymore than I hate the lil midgets, illegal immigrants or that lil nigga (I been trying not to say the nigga word in my blogs, but f it) brown bear dude Alfy or however you spell his name.. (I REALLY dislike dude, but thats a different story for another day)..

Theyre all equals in my eyes.. Its just the actions that bother me

You can say they were "born that way" or they were "made that way", it doesnt really matter to me..

Your mother and father may have dealt you a wack hand, but its all up to you what kind of strip poker you play..

Midgets are born small and yet... they choose to wrestle and/or scare niggas with their freakish stature and super small hands..

Illegals are born super super far away, you pick the country and they choose to hop in those lil Lethal Weapon (I watched this movie this weekend and it was super good so I had to throw a lil reference in there) crates with no air, 60 deep and hope half of them make it into the US alive..

And that nigga, Alfy.. Yo, EVERYONE knew how annoying dude was with that "I rarely allow anyone into my flat, so you should feel lucky." quote (I still to this day have NO idea why I remember him saying that off the top of my head) but through some crazy, annoying way he chose to stay on tv EVERY DAY!!!

But yeah, my point is: have your lil pride parades and civil unions and super fashion sense and singing/dancing abilities all you want but dont combine two songs into one and think its perfectly fine...

Shout out to @beautiful_Eyes8 for putting me onto gLee tho... Follow her

Dnt_Watch_The_News

Me: I should watch the news because I REALLY have NO idea whats going on in the world unless its on facebook or twitter...

Newscaster: blah... blah... blah.... murder.... death... #tigerblood... bad economy.... unemployment... rape... baby in a dumpster... blah... blah... blah...

Me: Yo, what the fuck??

Newscaster: ... More murder... more death... still bad economy... more rape.... blah... blah... blah... more babies in dumpster.... #winning... blah... blah.. blah...

Me: Man, this is depressing as shit.. This HAS to get better...

Newscaster: EVERYONE IS DEAD!! THEY ARE KILLING EACHOTHER THEN THEMSELVES!! AND EVERYONE IS GETTING FIRED OR LAID OFF!! CHARLIE SHEEN IS FUCKING WINNING AND DRINKS TIGERBLOOD!! THEY ARE RAPING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES AND SOME THINGS THAT DONT!! AND DUMPSTERS HAVE BECOME NURSERIES!!

Me: Man, I cant do this anymore, where's the weather??

Weatherman: Its going to be the storm of the century!! 40% of the country will be effected... mass power outages... No bread or milk ANYWHERE!!

Me: What the....-

Weatherman: - people will die!! but.... at least it'll be too cold to rape...

Me: *blink, blink*

Weatherman: The weekend forecast is more of the same or not.. I dont know, I get paid to guess...

Me: Wow, man.. Let me turn it to Sportscenter, you can NEVER go wrong with Sportscenter..

Stuart Scott: Tonight on sports... How does my ass taste?? Brett Favre's penis... Rex Ryan's foot fetish... No Football...

Me: *commits suicide*