Dnt_Get_Addicted

One of my friends just called me and told me he has an addiction.

I wont mention any names (Chris Mathis) but let me say its definitely NOT Chris..

And its as bad as crack.

So me being the friend that I am, I tried to have an intervention..

First, I listened attentively as Chris he confessed the addiction.

Then I asked Chris him questions to better understand Chris' his addiction.

Like

"Are you effing serious?"

"Please tell me you're kidding."

"How long has this been going on?"

"Why?"

"What happens if you don't do it for awhile?"

"What do you get out of it?"

"Do you sit in your boxers, eating cheetos while you're doing it?"

Because I'm passionate about other people's struggles and all.

I also tried pointing out the seriousness of the matter.

"You know that's seriously sad, right?"

"How do you think this effects your family?"

"You NEED help!"

"You're pathetic."

Because I care when a friend is hurting and/or misguided.

I even tried making fun of the addiction.

"Yeah, I used to do something similar....... when I was a kid."

"I can't believe it, you know you have lost ALL your cool points, right?"

Sadly, it didn't take.

Just like most addicts, Chris he needs his fix.

Chris he can't stop.

Its like crack.

Chris he is a crack hoe.

Except in Chris' his case, he's an Bieber hoe.

Yup. He's a Biebler or whatever they call themselves.

He has the blu ray.

Streams all of Justin's performances.

Never misses an appearance.

Truly sad.

But it does make me feel better about myself tho.