Dnt_Use_Facebook

You might be asking yourself about me "Where has he been? And how is he reading my mind? And how is he STILL doing it? And will he know if I think of something off the wall and extra bizarre like........ 'pink pickled pigs' pheet' ooooorrrrr 'unicorn corn on the cob'?? Yo wth, he's good at this mind reading stuff, but that still doesnt explain his blogging absence.."

Well, let me answer all your questions with subliminal telepathic morse code.

"Yup --..--....---... playoffs...---..---......---homework..--......-.........---....---Justin...--....-----...----facebook.....---...Baseball......-.....---....Beiber...----.....-....-......---netflix.....-....lazy---....twitter"

(pretend I said all of that with my mind.... to you)

but yeah... umm... Facebook is the devil..

Facebook is like a high school reunion that follows us around wherever we go..

Seriously..

We reconnect with people we havent seen since High School

completely forgetting the reason we lost touch in the first place wasnt because of graduation and going our separate ways, but because that person wasnt really our friend to begin with..

We also get subjected to seeing how much better off everyone else is than us.

While we live paycheck to paycheck just to make ends meet, some of our classmates have traveled the world, climbed Everest, earned their Doctorates or MD's, have trophy/supermodel spouses and boatloads of cash laying around..

Often, we find ourselves stalking their photes, perusing their walls and lurking around their status updates just looking to find a weakness..

Just lil sliver of something to say "Ah ha!! There it is! Not so perfect now, are you!", thereby making us feel so much better about ourselves.

Maybe some of us didnt go to some fancy school, or even finish college.

Maybe we didnt methodically plan our career path or life journey in the 8th grade.

Maybe while you were out drinking and smoking through mom and dad's tuition money we were out living life out here in the real world.

Maybe we have a job that requires us to sit at a desk all day and pretend to work. (all while secretly plotting our fancy classmate's destruction)

Maybe we dont make six figures, have nice cars, big houses or go on super vacations around the world..

Maybe we have a bunch of kids.

So what!?

Our life is GREAT!!

We are HAPPY!!

Cant you see how f%*king happy we are?!?!?

CANT YOU!?!?

F@%k you, Facebook...